My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football. Is fluffy gonna have to open up a can whop ass???

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Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on...

Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on...

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like...

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Got an offer to do my next special in 3D. Sounds cool but do you...

Got an offer to do my next special in 3D. Sounds cool but do you...

I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or...

I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or...

Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena...

Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena...

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

Big time, ... Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes...

Big time, ... Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes...

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...