My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Topics: Fathers Day Quotes

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Once man demanded virtue in woman; now all he expects is that she be discreet.

Once man demanded virtue in woman; now all he expects is that she be discreet.

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when...

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when...

Women aren't as busy as men because we do it right the first time.

Women aren't as busy as men because we do it right the first time.

The suburban housewife -- she was the dream image of the young American women and...

The suburban housewife -- she was the dream image of the young American women and...

There's this idea that if you take your clothes off, somehow you must have loose...

There's this idea that if you take your clothes off, somehow you must have loose...

The institution of marriage in all societies is a pattern within which the strains put...

The institution of marriage in all societies is a pattern within which the strains put...

Women make up only 25 percent of the science, engineering and technology workforce... We are...

Women make up only 25 percent of the science, engineering and technology workforce... We are...

I can make a scene that's not supposed to be sexy, very sexy. It's a...

I can make a scene that's not supposed to be sexy, very sexy. It's a...

It is the duty of every cultured man or woman to read sympathetically the scriptures...

It is the duty of every cultured man or woman to read sympathetically the scriptures...