It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Men And Women Quotes, Relationships Quotes

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I...

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

A skeptic is someone who is frustrated beyond belief.

A skeptic is someone who is frustrated beyond belief.

Every generation wants to be the last. Every generation hates the next trend in music...

Every generation wants to be the last. Every generation hates the next trend in music...

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Your heart is my pinata.

Your heart is my pinata.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People...

Imagine books and music and movies being filtered and homogenized. Certified. Approved for consumption. People...

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go...

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go...

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what...

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what...

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

Everything you can imagine is real.

Everything you can imagine is real.

Imagination is the voice of daring. If there is anything Godlike about God it is...

Imagination is the voice of daring. If there is anything Godlike about God it is...