It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Men And Women Quotes, Relationships Quotes

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

The answer is there is no answer.

The answer is there is no answer.

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that...

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that...

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

Hatred comes from the heart; contempt from the head; and neither feeling is quite within...

Hatred comes from the heart; contempt from the head; and neither feeling is quite within...

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed