Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...
Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.
It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...
If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.
Your heart is my pinata.
When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?
You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover
On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if...
You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...
We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We...
Real discoveries come from chaos.
The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Only after disaster can we be ressurected.
When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...
The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.
Masochism is a valuable job skill.
Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.
Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?
Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that...