The established government has no more right to call itself the state than the smoke of London has to call itself the weather.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it...
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting...
Better never than late.
The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not...
The slave of fear: the worst of slaveries
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one...
Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste
He's a man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man...
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.
You cannot be a hero without being a coward.
Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny: they have only shifted it to another...
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...
Girls love a guy who can hold a good conversation without talking about sex every...
When you respond to my texts with the letter 'K' ...thats the quickest way to...
We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy...
You might as well just move onto a boat because you're always fishing for compliments.