The established government has no more right to call itself the state than the smoke of London has to call itself the weather.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and...
With the exception of capitalism, there is nothing so revolting as revolution
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases...
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence
In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that...
May you live in interesting times
The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.
Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.
Folly is the direct pursuit of happiness and beauty
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever...
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it...
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his...
Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal...