A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Men And Women Quotes

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

You're never too old to become younger

You're never too old to become younger

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.