At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.

Quote by Jay Leno

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President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift...

President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift...

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

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The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that...

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My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's...

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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour...

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Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

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For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make...

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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

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Heres a toast to the future, A toast to the past, And a toast to...

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Happy New Years Eve! I want you to kiss me at 11:59 and not finish...

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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...