There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on
Quote by Robert Byrne
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while...
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked...
To err is human, to purr feline.
Prejudices save time.
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...
I never feel age ... If you have creative work, you don't have age or...
And straightway the damsel arose, and walked; for she was of the age of twelve...
After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...