Hello, Palace of Love .... CABS ARE HERE!

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Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

I'm Tanorexic bro!

I'm Tanorexic bro!

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and...

She just doesn't want to feel like a trashbag because she has a boyfriend and...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

We noticed beached whales at the beach... oh no I'm sorry, it was Angelina &...

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints!...

I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints!...

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

Two lesbians is the holy grail of hooking up.

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the...

Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the...

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

Wheres the topless part? I wanna go topless.

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties...

Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties...

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...

My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, hes gonna try to turn these...

My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, hes gonna try to turn these...