My man Vinny is about to do the impossible, hes gonna try to turn these two lesbians straight.

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Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties...

Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties...

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

Yo, that t-shirts screaming, 'I dont fit you!'

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN...

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just...

You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start...

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

When I go into the club I have a game plan, I dont wanna waste...

Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.

Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the...

I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the...

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a b*tch.

Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!

Ra-Ra-Ra ROGER THAT!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take...

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the...

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the...