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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

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I'm as pure as the driven slush.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without...

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I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without...

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

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They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to...

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors...

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors...

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like...

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like...

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I...

The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I...

There is less in this than meets the eye.

There is less in this than meets the eye.

They made me sound as if I'd been castrated.

They made me sound as if I'd been castrated.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

Acting is a form of confession.

Acting is a form of confession.

Acting is a form of confusion.

Acting is a form of confusion.

Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.

Cocaine habit-forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I've been using it for years.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.