If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

Quote by Bob Edwards

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Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.

Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.

I go home by noon, and I'm in bed by 6 p.m. I get up...

I go home by noon, and I'm in bed by 6 p.m. I get up...

In my case, the listener is often in an automobile driving to work. You can...

In my case, the listener is often in an automobile driving to work. You can...

That's the problem with news interviews, you work your tail off to get prominent figures...

That's the problem with news interviews, you work your tail off to get prominent figures...

Some are pre-taped interviews because maybe we can't get that person live or maybe we're...

Some are pre-taped interviews because maybe we can't get that person live or maybe we're...

The pictures are created by the listener, with a little help from the broadcaster. The...

The pictures are created by the listener, with a little help from the broadcaster. The...

I'm a very straight-laced, conservative news kind of guy.

I'm a very straight-laced, conservative news kind of guy.

I got to know every format of every station and who was on and what...

I got to know every format of every station and who was on and what...

Public radio has always been so powerless.

Public radio has always been so powerless.

I think we're doing the right things for the right reasons. We're not doing it...

I think we're doing the right things for the right reasons. We're not doing it...

I was encouraged to read aloud in class and vocalize.

I was encouraged to read aloud in class and vocalize.

Good things just keep happening.

Good things just keep happening.

I've never been able to predict the future of anything.

I've never been able to predict the future of anything.

Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.

Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.

I'm still excited at being at a microphone and talking to listeners. I love that....

I'm still excited at being at a microphone and talking to listeners. I love that....

People are always ready to admit a man's ability after he gets there.

People are always ready to admit a man's ability after he gets there.

A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as...

A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as...

In college, I got interested in news because the world was coming apart. The civil...

In college, I got interested in news because the world was coming apart. The civil...

I wanted to be one of the voices in the box.

I wanted to be one of the voices in the box.

Between 2 and 5 I'm reading in to find out what's been going on while...

Between 2 and 5 I'm reading in to find out what's been going on while...