If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.

Quote by Tony Snow

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The secret of learning to be sick is this: Illness doesn't make you less of...

The secret of learning to be sick is this: Illness doesn't make you less of...

The newly passive George Bush has become something of an embarrassment.

The newly passive George Bush has become something of an embarrassment.

Sure, science involves trial and error. Scientists refine theories each day. But as they do,...

Sure, science involves trial and error. Scientists refine theories each day. But as they do,...

That said, ID does not qualify as science because it gives us nothing to test...

That said, ID does not qualify as science because it gives us nothing to test...

Many people don't give a rip about politics and know as much about public affairs...

Many people don't give a rip about politics and know as much about public affairs...

The art of being sick is not the same as the art of getting well.

The art of being sick is not the same as the art of getting well.

In other words, Social Security is every bit as insecure as the stock market.

In other words, Social Security is every bit as insecure as the stock market.

The United States spends more money on African aid than any nation on earth.

The United States spends more money on African aid than any nation on earth.

Every one of our greatest national treasures, our liberty, enterprise, vitality, wealth, military power, global...

Every one of our greatest national treasures, our liberty, enterprise, vitality, wealth, military power, global...

Yet, it ought to be obvious that good music generally occupies a higher plane that...

Yet, it ought to be obvious that good music generally occupies a higher plane that...

We live in an anaesthetized society.

We live in an anaesthetized society.

Voting is a right best exercised by people who have taken time to learn about...

Voting is a right best exercised by people who have taken time to learn about...

No president has looked this impotent this long when it comes to defending presidential powers...

No president has looked this impotent this long when it comes to defending presidential powers...

Well, we can't afford blindness anymore. There are tens of thousands of thugs who loathe...

Well, we can't afford blindness anymore. There are tens of thousands of thugs who loathe...

It is a common mistake these days to politicize anything and everything, including music.

It is a common mistake these days to politicize anything and everything, including music.

Sometimes, political campaigns make decent people act and talk like perfect buffoons.

Sometimes, political campaigns make decent people act and talk like perfect buffoons.

The real sin with Social Security is that it's a long-term rip-off and a short-term...

The real sin with Social Security is that it's a long-term rip-off and a short-term...

Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.

Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.

Somewhere near you, somebody right now is trying to help the indigent and poor -...

Somewhere near you, somebody right now is trying to help the indigent and poor -...

It serves notice that President Bush is serious about promoting freedom, because free societies are...

It serves notice that President Bush is serious about promoting freedom, because free societies are...