If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes...
Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...
The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind.
You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.
A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...
Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...
The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.
That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...
First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...
It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...
Real discoveries come from chaos.
She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.
It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...
The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...
Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...
What we don't understand we can make mean anything.
Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.
The reason truth is stranger than fiction is that truth has a better author.
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.