Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.

Quote by Albert Einstein

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It is the theory that decides what we can observe.

It is the theory that decides what we can observe.

The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in...

The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in...

To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.

To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.

You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.

You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...

I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out in a war fought with...

I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out in a war fought with...

We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death.

We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death.

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events.

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events.

To the Master's honor all must turn, each in its track, without a sound, forever...

To the Master's honor all must turn, each in its track, without a sound, forever...

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think...

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think...

Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones...

Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones...

In that way imagination and intelligence enter into our existence in the part of servants...

In that way imagination and intelligence enter into our existence in the part of servants...

When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that...

When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that...

Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

Most of the fundamental ideas of science are essentially simple, and may, as a rule,...

Most of the fundamental ideas of science are essentially simple, and may, as a rule,...

A mans moral worth is not measured by what his religious beliefs are but rather...

A mans moral worth is not measured by what his religious beliefs are but rather...

It is the theory that decides what can be observed

It is the theory that decides what can be observed

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to...

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to...

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to...

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to...

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.