My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

Quote by Johnny Vegas

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When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of...

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of...

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the...

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the...

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it...

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it...

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything...

There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything...

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the...

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the...

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This...

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This...

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow...

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow...

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a...

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a...

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for...

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for...

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when...

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when...

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a...

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a...

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is...

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is...

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a...

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a...

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look...

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look...

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and...

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and...