The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

Quote by Al Franken

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It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

I also focus on Bush and his administration - who do a lot of lying...

I also focus on Bush and his administration - who do a lot of lying...

Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to...

Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to...

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.

To make the argument that the media has a left- or right-wing, or a liberal...

To make the argument that the media has a left- or right-wing, or a liberal...

The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved...

The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved...

And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's...

And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's...

The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think...

The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think...

It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.

We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.

Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there...

Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there...

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate. The guy who...

Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate. The guy who...

If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually...

If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually...

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they...

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they...

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious...

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious...

Well, I think that there's a value to comedy in and of itself.

Well, I think that there's a value to comedy in and of itself.

Thanks be to God. Since my leaving the drinking of wine, I do find myself...

Thanks be to God. Since my leaving the drinking of wine, I do find myself...

The assumption that spending more of the taxpayer's money will make things better has survived...

The assumption that spending more of the taxpayer's money will make things better has survived...

Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That...

Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That...