I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

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I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal...

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal...

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a...

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a...

I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.