I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a little uncomfortable, actually. I wouldn't recommend five at once. There's just not enough guy to go around.

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I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

I'm bi-winning.

I'm bi-winning.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every...

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every...

You cant process me with a normal brain.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a...

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a...

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was...

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was...

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do...

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your...

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your...

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.