I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

Quote by Shelley Winters

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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if...

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if...

Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.

Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

It was so cold I almost got married.

It was so cold I almost got married.

Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player...

Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player...

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.