All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

Quote by Shelley Winters

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I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if...

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if...

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

It was so cold I almost got married.

It was so cold I almost got married.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.

Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player...

Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player...

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.