All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player...

Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player...

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

It was so cold I almost got married.

It was so cold I almost got married.

Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.

Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if...

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if...

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage,...

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage,...

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.

If youth knew; if age could.

If youth knew; if age could.

In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they...

In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they...

Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves.

Watch the costs and the profits will take care of themselves.

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank...

I'd be happy if I could think that the role of the library was sustained...

I'd be happy if I could think that the role of the library was sustained...

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get...

On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking,...

On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking,...