I wanted to be a radio announcer.

Quote by Dick Van Dyke

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I loved to fall down.

I loved to fall down.

I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot...

I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot...

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.

I never made a good movie.

I never made a good movie.

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane...

My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane...

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

Probably one of the happiest moments, outside the birth of all of my kids, was...

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...

I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...

I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But...

I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But...

I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.

I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

I was always in show business but in many ways was not really of show...

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to...

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to...