My kids are so much better parent than I was.

Quote by Dick Van Dyke

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Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and...

I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot...

I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot...

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.

I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.

I never made a good movie.

I never made a good movie.

I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.

I turned down some movies that were quite good. mainly on the basis of taste.

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to...

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...

I think the saddest moment in my life just happened two months ago. My old...

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane...

My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

I wanted to be a radio announcer.

I wanted to be a radio announcer.