I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel....

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel....

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of...

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of...

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of...

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of...

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is...

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is...

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a...

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a...

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you...

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you...

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any...

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any...

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just...

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just...

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they...

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they...

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's...

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's...

There's no down time any more.

There's no down time any more.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip...

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China....

A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China....

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

People will always say you can't do something because they can't do it.

People will always say you can't do something because they can't do it.