I really think everything is fair game.

Quote by Sarah Silverman

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I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of...

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of...

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured...

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured...

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as...

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as...

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major...

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major...

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of...

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of...

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion....

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion....

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people...

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people...

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's...

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's...

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

SS: Jesus is Magic.

SS: Jesus is Magic.

This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want...

This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want...

The risk of love is loss, and the price of loss is grief - But...

The risk of love is loss, and the price of loss is grief - But...

The only reward for love is the experience of loving.

The only reward for love is the experience of loving.

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile...

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile...