I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor.

Quote by Katie Price

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As a child, I've always been in trouble with men and the police have always...

As a child, I've always been in trouble with men and the police have always...

All I've ever really done is page 3 in The Sun, and not every man...

All I've ever really done is page 3 in The Sun, and not every man...

Men seem to think that page 3 girls are only interested in money. Money doesn't...

Men seem to think that page 3 girls are only interested in money. Money doesn't...

When I was 17 I sent a picture up to an agency, and within a...

When I was 17 I sent a picture up to an agency, and within a...

I like protective men, the type who'll put an arm around me so I can...

I like protective men, the type who'll put an arm around me so I can...

I don't really want to do topless stuff anymore.

I don't really want to do topless stuff anymore.

I've always ridden horses.

I've always ridden horses.

I'm so loud, as if I know what I'm on about, but deep inside, I'm...

I'm so loud, as if I know what I'm on about, but deep inside, I'm...

People are people. All that celebrity tagging doesn't bother me at all.

People are people. All that celebrity tagging doesn't bother me at all.

If you want to stay in the business then you've got to be a bit...

If you want to stay in the business then you've got to be a bit...

I want to do other things like more fashion campaigns.

I want to do other things like more fashion campaigns.

I never ask anyone for anything. I've just not been brought up like that.

I never ask anyone for anything. I've just not been brought up like that.

I didn't fancy any of my teachers.

I didn't fancy any of my teachers.

I used to flirt with girls just to get the guys circling around us. I'm...

I used to flirt with girls just to get the guys circling around us. I'm...

I do like my hair being pulled from time to time, it's like a pair...

I do like my hair being pulled from time to time, it's like a pair...

You do get some weirdos, but if there are any nice people out there who...

You do get some weirdos, but if there are any nice people out there who...

I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.

I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.

The only ones I trust really are my Mum and Dad and those who are...

The only ones I trust really are my Mum and Dad and those who are...

I think I must have a super-fast metabolism.

I think I must have a super-fast metabolism.

I was a real rebel. I got expelled.

I was a real rebel. I got expelled.