I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love my body, especially the badonk.

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I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

I swear on my cat's grave.

I swear on my cat's grave.

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm

Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

I got a boner.

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...

Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

Every time I get excited I have to poop.

Every time I get excited I have to poop.

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...