This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

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I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

I got a boner.

Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm

Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

I swear on my cat's grave.

I swear on my cat's grave.

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

I'm a fucking good person!

I'm a fucking good person!

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

Seriously like who pee's in a bar?

Seriously like who pee's in a bar?

Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...

Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...