I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!
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You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...
I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.
I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...
I swear on my cat's grave.
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...
I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...
Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...
This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.
Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.
I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...
I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...
I got a boner.
Seriously like who pee's in a bar?
Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...
I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...
I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.
I'm a fucking good person!
Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...