I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!
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Every time I get excited I have to poop.
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm
I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.
I'm a fucking good person!
This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.
Seriously like who pee's in a bar?
I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo
I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...
Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...
I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...
Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...
I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...
I got a boner.
I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...
Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.
Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...
I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...
I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.