I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

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You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

I swear on my cat's grave.

I swear on my cat's grave.

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

I got a boner.

Seriously like who pee's in a bar?

Seriously like who pee's in a bar?

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I'm a fucking good person!

I'm a fucking good person!

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...