I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!
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Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...
Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.
I'm a fucking good person!
I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...
I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!
I got a boner.
I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...
Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...
I swear on my cat's grave.
You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...
I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...
I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...
Every time I get excited I have to poop.
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...
I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.
Seriously like who pee's in a bar?
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...
I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm