Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

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This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

Seriously like who pee's in a bar?

Seriously like who pee's in a bar?

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

Every time I get excited I have to poop.

Every time I get excited I have to poop.

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm

Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

I swear on my cat's grave.

I swear on my cat's grave.

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

I'm a fucking good person!

I'm a fucking good person!

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...

Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.