Quotes about Snooki

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

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Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

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Every time I get excited I have to poop.

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I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

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I got a boner.

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I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

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I'm a fucking good person!

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Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm

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I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

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I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

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I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

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Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

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