I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.

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New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

I will focus more on giving rather than taking.

I will focus more on giving rather than taking.

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

I really don't believe in New Year Resolutions, although I do agree with the positivity...

I really don't believe in New Year Resolutions, although I do agree with the positivity...

I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.

This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.

This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.

I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot...

I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot...

New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help...

New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help...

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

Don't change because a new year is coming up but change for your own personal...

Don't change because a new year is coming up but change for your own personal...

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is...

I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is...

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty...

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty...