I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot of money. 2. Roll in aforementioned money.

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I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New...

The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New...

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is...

I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is...

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other...

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other...

Don't change because a new year is coming up but change for your own personal...

Don't change because a new year is coming up but change for your own personal...

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them.

People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she...

I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she...