“This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.Quote by Zach GalifianakisTopics: Quotes about New Year ResolutionsShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....#Funny, #New Year, #New Year Resolutions
Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...#New Year Resolutions
