The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.

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I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying....

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying....

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having...

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a...

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a...

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and...

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and...

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure...

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure...

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just...

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just...

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a...

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a...

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if...

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill,...

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill,...

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it...

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it...