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If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me...

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to...

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.

Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to...

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

Well... sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find...

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

Uh oh...better cancel that dinner party tonight! Thanks for the nose news neighbor.

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great...

Dear Neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great...

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!

We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!

We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick...

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land! They only go out to sea to...

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super!

Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.

Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.

Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.

Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.