I got a girl in a castle and one in a pagoda. You know, I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda.

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If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and...

It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and...

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after...

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after...

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.

Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.

I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my...

I got lucky, brought home a kitten. Before I got busy, I slapped on my...

Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it...

Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it...

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat.

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat.

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.

Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear.

Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear.

You've got to fight for your right to party.

You've got to fight for your right to party.

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

They got a committee to get me off my block.

They got a committee to get me off my block.

I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get...

I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get...