I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp.

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I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...

On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...

I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like...

I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like...

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.

Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

Seeing others as important as myself, I strive for a happiness of mental wealth.

Seeing others as important as myself, I strive for a happiness of mental wealth.

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and...

It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and...

Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno...

Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno...

You've got to fight for your right to party.

You've got to fight for your right to party.

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it...

Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it...

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat.

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat.