It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic.

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Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno...

Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno...

Seeing others as important as myself, I strive for a happiness of mental wealth.

Seeing others as important as myself, I strive for a happiness of mental wealth.

Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.

Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like...

I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like...

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear.

Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear.

Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it...

Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it...

On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...

On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...

I got a girl in a castle and one in a pagoda. You know, I...

I got a girl in a castle and one in a pagoda. You know, I...

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get...

I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get...

They got a committee to get me off my block.

They got a committee to get me off my block.

I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...