Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno flicks.

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They got a committee to get me off my block.

They got a committee to get me off my block.

It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and...

It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and...

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it...

Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers and it...

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno...

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like...

I'd like to butter your muffin, I'm not bluffin', serve you on a platter like...

I got a girl in a castle and one in a pagoda. You know, I...

I got a girl in a castle and one in a pagoda. You know, I...

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling...

Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.

Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.

On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...

On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...

I've got attractions like I'm Elvis Costello.

I've got attractions like I'm Elvis Costello.

Seeing others as important as myself, I strive for a happiness of mental wealth.

Seeing others as important as myself, I strive for a happiness of mental wealth.

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your...