Living at home is such a drag. Now, your Mama threw away your best porno mag.

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It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and...

It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and...

Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.

Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

I went to get a loan and they asked my race, so i wrote human...

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private,...

Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.

Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

Pop caught you smoking and he said, no way. That hypocrite smokes two packs a...

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under...

On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...

On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and...

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

We got a safe in the trunk with money in a stack With dice in...

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.

I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

I went inside the locker room during classes, went inside your locker and I smashed...

I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get...

I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get...

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.

Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear.

Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear.

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and...

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after...

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border, the sheriffs after...

I've got attractions like I'm Elvis Costello.

I've got attractions like I'm Elvis Costello.

You've got to fight for your right to party.

You've got to fight for your right to party.

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

You're from Secausus, I'm from Manhattan, you're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin.

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.