I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say

Quote by Ronnie Shakes

Topics: Death Quotes, Funny Quotes

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then...

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes....

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes....

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes....

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes....

God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us...

God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us...

God is a concept by which we measure our pain.

God is a concept by which we measure our pain.

Don't let your circumstances distract you from God's truth.

Don't let your circumstances distract you from God's truth.

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace; where there is hatred, let me sow...

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace; where there is hatred, let me sow...

Perhaps God and the Devil danced hand in hand around every single electron.

Perhaps God and the Devil danced hand in hand around every single electron.

What does not satisfy when we find it, was not the thing we were desiring.

What does not satisfy when we find it, was not the thing we were desiring.

In the past, when I have felt the nudging of the Holy Spirit to step...

In the past, when I have felt the nudging of the Holy Spirit to step...

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some...

I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some...

But what we can do, as flawed as we are, is still see God in...

But what we can do, as flawed as we are, is still see God in...

We should not pretend to understand the world only by the intellect. The judgement of...

We should not pretend to understand the world only by the intellect. The judgement of...

God didn't make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as...

God didn't make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as...

God promises a safe landing but not a calm passage.

God promises a safe landing but not a calm passage.

God gives every bird its food, but he does not throw it into the nest

God gives every bird its food, but he does not throw it into the nest

Technology is a gift of God. After the gift of life it is perhaps the...

Technology is a gift of God. After the gift of life it is perhaps the...

And among His Signs Is the creation of the heavens And the earth, and the...

And among His Signs Is the creation of the heavens And the earth, and the...