Quotes by Ronnie Shakes

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

#Death, #Funny

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

#Books, #Funny

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then...

#Love

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes....

#God, #Religion

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

#Positive Thinking

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

#God, #Religion

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes....

#Funny, #Happy