After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, No hablo ingles.

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I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes....

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes....

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then...

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized.

Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized.

The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a...

The fact that I can plant a seed and it becomes a flower, share a...

With vision there is no room to be frightened., No reason for intimidation. It's time...

With vision there is no room to be frightened., No reason for intimidation. It's time...

Positive thinking is the key to success in business, education, pro football, anything that you...

Positive thinking is the key to success in business, education, pro football, anything that you...

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic.

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic.

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.

It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have...

It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have...

The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the wide...

The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the wide...

As I look forward, I'm very optimistic about the things I see ahead.

As I look forward, I'm very optimistic about the things I see ahead.

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every...

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every...

Let us be of cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those which...

Let us be of cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those which...

The Will of Man Is Stronger Than Iron Bars.

The Will of Man Is Stronger Than Iron Bars.

As I look forward, I'm very optimistic about the things I see ahead.

As I look forward, I'm very optimistic about the things I see ahead.

People are zealous for a cause when they are not quite positive that it is...

People are zealous for a cause when they are not quite positive that it is...