After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, No hablo ingles.

Quote by Ronnie Shakes

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I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes....

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes....

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then...

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then...

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

It is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down...

It is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down...

Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny.

Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny.

I am not the born; how can there be either birth or death for me?

I am not the born; how can there be either birth or death for me?

Love's over brimming mystery joins death and life. It has filled my cup of pain...

Love's over brimming mystery joins death and life. It has filled my cup of pain...

The man consummating his life dies his death triumphantly, surrounded by men filled with hope...

The man consummating his life dies his death triumphantly, surrounded by men filled with hope...

In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death.

In gardens, beauty is a by-product. The main business is sex and death.

'Tis the set of the sail that decides the goal, and not the storm of...

'Tis the set of the sail that decides the goal, and not the storm of...

Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and...

Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and...

Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make...

Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make...

It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.

It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.

Every man dies - Not every man really lives.

Every man dies - Not every man really lives.

When the body sinks into death, the essence of man is revealed. Man is a...

When the body sinks into death, the essence of man is revealed. Man is a...

Nothing is lasting but change; nothing perpetual but death.

Nothing is lasting but change; nothing perpetual but death.

After your death you will be what you were before your birth.

After your death you will be what you were before your birth.

It is not the end of joy that makes old age so sad, but the...

It is not the end of joy that makes old age so sad, but the...