I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

I'm just one of those hopelessly romantic people so I don't think I'll ever run...

I'm just one of those hopelessly romantic people so I don't think I'll ever run...