Laughter is contagious. Expose yourself to it regularly.

Quote by Linda Poindexter

Topics: Humor Quotes

With every thread that I am given ,may I be mindful of whether I am...

With every thread that I am given ,may I be mindful of whether I am...

Life doesn't always go according to plan..... so plan accordingly.

Life doesn't always go according to plan..... so plan accordingly.

One man with desire can accomplish more than millions with indifference.

One man with desire can accomplish more than millions with indifference.

You know you're a mother when the smallest wimper from your child can wake you...

You know you're a mother when the smallest wimper from your child can wake you...

The greatest power in the world is willpower.

The greatest power in the world is willpower.

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

By the time you get life figured out, you don't have much of it left.

By the time you get life figured out, you don't have much of it left.

Dreams are free....it\'s making them come true that costs so much.

$Dreams are free....it\'s making them come true that costs so much.$

Don't cut the rope today that you're going to need to save yourself tomorrow.

Don't cut the rope today that you're going to need to save yourself tomorrow.

Most goals are achieved, not by talent, or determination, or hard work....but by persistence.

Most goals are achieved, not by talent, or determination, or hard work....but by persistence.

Sometimes it is easier to find the courage to fight, than the strength to run.

Sometimes it is easier to find the courage to fight, than the strength to run.

Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.

Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.

Never waste a good pair of shoulders carrying around an empty head.

Never waste a good pair of shoulders carrying around an empty head.

If we worried about everything half as much, we would enjoy life twice as much.

If we worried about everything half as much, we would enjoy life twice as much.

Mother's give the gift of their love, without ever expecting a thank you.

Mother's give the gift of their love, without ever expecting a thank you.

Fears are insecurities that grew because you fed them too much.

Fears are insecurities that grew because you fed them too much.

The door that will no longer open is usually the one that you slammed shut.

The door that will no longer open is usually the one that you slammed shut.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.