Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies.

Quote by EB White

Topics: Funny Quotes, Happy Quotes

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board...

The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.

The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old...

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old...

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a...

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a...

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of...

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of...

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and...

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and...

The tassel's worth the hassle!

The tassel's worth the hassle!

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're...

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're...

Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about...

Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

A smile will go the mile, while a frown will take you down.

A smile will go the mile, while a frown will take you down.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh...

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh...