You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

Quote by Johnny Vegas

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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when...

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when...

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone...

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone...

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a...

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a...

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This...

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This...

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow...

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow...

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for...

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for...

There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything...

There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything...

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it...

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it...

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a...

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a...

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke...

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke...

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living...

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living...

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on...

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on...

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay....

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay....

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is...

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is...

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a...

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a...

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.