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Quote by Jane Sherwood Ace

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Time wounds all heels.

Time wounds all heels.

Though the Jazz Age continued, it became less and less of an affair of youth....

Though the Jazz Age continued, it became less and less of an affair of youth....

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first...

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first...

The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.

The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so...

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only...

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only...

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

The newer people, of this modern age, are more eager to amass than to realize.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet...

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

If you see a bandwagon, its too late.

If you see a bandwagon, its too late.

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the...

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the...

To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.

To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

Intolerance has been the curse of every age and state.

Intolerance has been the curse of every age and state.

Human life must be some form of mistake

Human life must be some form of mistake