He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in.

Quote by Stephen Wright

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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint,...

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a...

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I invented the cordless extension cord.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

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Boy, life takes a long time to live

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my...

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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped...

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One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My...

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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

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For life, with all its yields of joy and woe, And hope and fear, -...

All we are saying is give peace a chance.

All we are saying is give peace a chance.